Sniff The Greatest Sex Drug… Ever
Now in Phase 3 clinical trials, which is the phase just before final FDA approval and the phase just before it starts appearing on a million semi-legal medical websites and just before it becomes THE...
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Mmm, porn thumbnails. So dirty. So kinky. Makes you want to click them all, yet you’re at the office and you think, oh dear, oh my goodness, what if someone catches me, what if someone sees me trying...
View Article‘Sanity is not statistical’
Online-Literature.com The world-view of the Party imposed itself most successfully on people incapable of understanding it. They could be made to accept the most flagrant violations of reality, because...
View ArticleiPod Vibrator Update Yay!
In kind response to my recent column of life-altering wisdom, 9 Things Your iPod Can’t Do, in which I had, in a warm haze of sake and sighing and slippery dreams, lamented this: 7) Ask any modern woman...
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Lady Sovereign is a pint-sized British rapper who was discovered by Jay-Z, frequently wears a sideways ponytail and is currently touring behind her much buzzed-about debut EP, Vertically Challenged....
View ArticleLactating Mothers of the Apocalypse
This much we know: Who, pray who, will feed –er, save the children?! Boobs are terrifying. Boobs are scary. Most people — especially impressionable boys and men — cannot see a woman’s boob without...
View ArticleThe next great iPod vibrator?
ohmibod.com Better than your average buzz? It’s not the Audi-Oh. It’s not the iBuzz. And I’m afraid it’s probably not the spanking new Ohmibod (that’s it on the left), either, though this new version...
View ArticleSex toys for good Christians
Jesus sez: Use a good lubricant! There are no butt plugs. There are no curvy Pyrex toys and no leather strap-ons and certainly no Jackhammer Jesus dildos, and you’ll be hard-pressed to find even a...
View ArticleYay flowers! No sex for you!
Yay roses! Yay I’m gonna get me some hot sweet booty tonight for sure! Yay hot red flowers of love and lust and… hey, wait a minute. What the hell? nerve.com, via abstinenceoutlet.com (Thanks, Scanner....
View ArticleHave sex while you sleep!
Mmmppff, what? What’s going on? Hey what are you doing? Shut up and take off your pajamas. Do it now man-boy! Does this happen to you? What? Honey, it’s, like, 3am. I’m exhausted. I gotta work tomorr…...
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